egberts:

teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers

emmasdailythoughts:

crumpetmarypoppinstea:

twiliprincess:

is it bad that i’ve

watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference

for when i have daughters

because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair

this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg

CUTIE

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

armani-kyzuki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

This is officially one of my favorite posts.

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

thisis-my-note:

jessicaandhearts:

b-udi:

forrrrrrever-young:

stateofgraces:

georgeshelleys:

iwasthomasriddle:

maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

i don’t get it

u r not a true wildcat

ur head is not in the game

we r not all in this together

u r not the music in me

u r not fabulous

u need to stick to the status quo

can i just, like, die?

mousesinger:

shamelesslyunladylike:

decemberri:

jiidesu:

zenami:

Sometimes
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself

Never forget that your happiness matters too.

And then when you actually take care of yourself, people tend to call you selfish and two faced.

Worst part is when you actually believe you’re being selfish and two-faced for taking care of yourself a little.

Fuck

This honest to god brought tears to my eyes

redgaloshesforfeet:

I never knew that seals could do this until this January AND IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT

ask-the-tooth-fairy:

marissaslifeadventure:

eatmyfrickinpants:

eatmyfrickinpants:

kellyykao:

katear:

i-fuck-nuns:

batgirl2014:

gingeritt:

coffeeafterdark:

I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this

This is the best accident ever. 

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN SO PERFECTLY. 

*o*

my sister and i listened to this together the first time, and when it was barely over, i was like “i hope you don’t mind if i play that again”

i promise, my twin sister and i just played that for the third time and sang the parts, and it was perfection

this is perfect

It’s back on my dash. I am still in love with this.

skinnypants-andsomevans:

I will always reblog this